*Now, as you can see, my relationship with you boys isn't exactly charmed, but I think we can get along just fine. However, I can assure you boys that I hate the folks you hate just as much as they hate me.
I'm sure that once I start working for you good people, we can smooth out any differences we may have had in the past.
Quote:Previous Criminal Infraction(s) in Liberty Found: Reporting Officer: Tommy-8 LPI Copbot Model "N-Series" Mark 4
Suspect: Daniel T. Blake Crime: Attempted Terrorism Details: Suspect was in possession of contraband ignition device <cretan cigar> and fire accelerant <rum> and idling in front of H-Fuel tank. Police Officer Tommy-Eight "Copbot" investigated scene of crime. Suspected suspect of ultra-religious terrorist group the TAZ. Terrorist attempt failed after suspect consumed fire accelerant and extinguished ignition device on fuel tank surface. Proceeded to arrest suspect on charges of Terrorism.
Suggested term of imprisonment: 5 consecutive life sentences.
Status: Sentence reduced to 240 hours community service for loitering and possible public endangerment. Terrorism charges dismissed.
Additional notes: Copbots not suitable for police work due to glitches and generally poor performance. Conduct thorough reexamination of capabilities and submit results to LPI Board of Directors for reevaluation. Need to cut more overhead costs, find another way. Perhaps more layoffs?
Quote:[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<
Quote:Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?
