:::Incoming Transmission:::
::CommID-Giovanni D'Esposito:: ::Target-OSI Recruitment Office::
::Subject-Re: Re: You need gunz, i haz some!::
::Message::
Buon pomeriggio, il signor Mace. Come stai?
I haz received ya message and zis iz ma answer:
I told him it waz not necessary but that schmuck said my message would not be even read! Hah, hew owes me 1000 credz on zat one! (I think it iz not appropriate to write zat one, no?)
Back to your questionz, signor.
I haz thougt all of it over before writing an application on zis posto vacante. I haz friendz who kno how ship registartionz and identification paperz work! But I told you I had broken with my kin long ago in ze lifestyle. After becoming merc I haz uzed ma friendz skills several timez. As a merc you can find enemiez too quickly, no? So do not worry, signor! If we sign a contract the signing person of me will be like a fresh zoner himself who haz never left any of your Freeports for all of hiz life (Or my life, no?)! A fresh start izn't new to me. It iz okay, no? And if you ask me about my attitude to either my kin or bloody cannibals? I still haz friends on Malta but I don't land there anyway. I don't mind if ya even supply those cannibals with food till it givez enough money and counts in my share.
And about my "special needs"? You mean addiction, no? No, no addiction, signor! I cannot call something a drug or addictive that has allowed me to live to my ninth decade and be as handsome as any of ya in their thirtieth, can you? And I have always enough of cardi with me, do not worry about that! And no, it cannot be scanned by any of best scanners police haz, it iz not even 1\100 of one tonne. And I kno they can't get anything detailed smaller amount than 1\5 of tonne. And do not worry about holding me far from Malta, signor. As I said before I do not land there ofthen anyway.
Buon giorno, signor!
Giovanni D'Esposito
Owner of the Gunz you need, no?
:::Transmission ends:::
' Wrote:Sorry, this whole post sounds like a blatant attempt to provide an excuse to PvP without any real role-play to back it up.
