Daily PIERAT!

[Evan_]

Damn Dod, you did shoot my best lines. So I'm gonna' repost my favorite pirate experience from ages ago. I forgot it since than, so probably you also did. Let's consider it as a reward for those that read this far in the thread.. I sometimes feel there's only like 6-8 guys who get trough the 3rd page of 'Pirate daily'.

So back than I had time to chat around and work half an hour for 100K credits. Nowadays if I manage to find time to play, I just 2milordie too. But it seems I grew old, and 15mil is the standard. At least it worth a try. 'Give me 15 million ya landlubber!' 'That's outrageous!' 'Right yellow belly, two mil than!'

Bo: 'Ello.
<nice.miner>: Hello
Bo: Me Bo.
Bo: Bo came for ya money.
<nice.miner>: I'm <nice>
<nice.miner>: I don't have a whole lot. As you can see, I'm mining with an armored transport. Not exactly ideal.
Bo: Bo want's 100.000 money from ya. And 60 batteries.
Bo: Bo realy needs the batteries...
<nice.miner>: And what do I receive in return?
Bo: Bo no shoots ya?
<nice.miner>: Now how is that fair, realistically? What about helping me find some cobalt deposits?
Bo: Fair? Bo no fair. Bo pirate. Bo kills.
<nice.miner>: What about an honest profession? I can't convince you towards one?
Bo: They don't even let Bo land nowhere. They argue about the smell o' da ship.
<nice.miner>: //I'm lagging a bit here; forgive the slow response
Bo: Also Bo's guns are no good ta shoot rocks.
Bo: Do not mind, Bo be in no hurry....
Bo: Bo explains... Bo no shoot you, since 'e needs batts. But Bo bes no patient.
<nice.miner>: Well we could go get you some!
Bo: Bo got some already. Just ya ship be in the way...
Bo: Bo never killerd for 100 batts before. But Bo's no shy...
<nice.miner>: Hmm, so no good on the turrets then. *Sigh* I suppose I'll just have to hand over your request then
<nice.miner>: Ok, I will try to set up a trade link with Bo.
Bo: //that lag's scary...
<krueger.fighter>: hello mister BO
<nice.miner>: Any transmissions going through?
Bo: 'ello lil' Kruger man....
<nice.miner>: Hmm
<nice.miner>: My comm transmitter seems to be broken
Bo: Bo hears.
<krueger.fighter>: you should know i'm with cleaning around here
<krueger.fighter>: and i dont like to see pirates on my shift here
<krueger.fighter>: i hope you didnt tax this transport here right?
Bo: Bo no pirate. Bo shoot rocks to friendly <nice.miner>.
<nice.miner>: Lagging really bad here. I need to reset my connection. Give me a moment to reset
Bo: Ya' mr <nice.miner>?
<krueger.fighter>: you killed a miner here or what ? space is full of copper
Bo: Bo shoot rocks. Rocks go, copper stay.
<krueger.fighter>: ill have to ask you to leave
Bo: Bo works here. Leave Bo work...
<krueger.fighter>: make a decision now ...
<nice.miner>: Please, my transmitter's broken. Not all transmissions are going through. Give me a moment.
<krueger.fighter>: waht is Bo working on here?
<krueger.fighter>: respond or be fired upon
Bo: Bo was shooting rocks. Now Bo helps with fixing transmitter.
Bo: 'Hit tranponder hard.' 'get bigger hammer' 'Hit transponder with it'.
<krueger.fighter>: bo is a pirate and that is a primary target to kill for me
<timestamp>: <nice.miner> is attempting to engage cloaking device
<krueger.fighter>:
Bo: What makes ya think Bo pirates?
<krueger.fighter>: uh the id
<krueger.fighter>: it is not invisible you see
Bo: ID? it's a freelancer. One. got it from uhh... freelancers.
<krueger.fighter>: now leave
Bo: Bo just mines.
<krueger.fighter>: you have 5 seconds to think
<krueger.fighter>: heating up the systems
Bo: Hey, wait...
Bo: Me partner shut him ship down. Afret reboot he's transponder will work.
Bo: He'll tell that Bo's no pirate.
<krueger.fighter>: Bo is a nasty pirate i know it
<nice.miner logged back in>
Bo: You see?
<krueger.fighter>: i know for sure
Bo: Bo asks comms all-right now?
<krueger.fighter>: mister <nice.miner>
<nice.miner>: // Sorry, I'm working off my phone as a modem. When someone calls me it shuts down
<nice.miner>: My apologies.
<krueger.fighter>: Can you tell me what's happening around here?
<nice.miner>: Yes, I believe my comms are ok now
Bo: kruger man no belives I no pirate. Bo shoots rocks...
<nice.miner>: We were having a discussion about the yield of cobalt out here sir.
<nice.miner>: I was stating that initially, a bit west of here, it was not good. He did not agree with me
Bo: *Bo nods heavly*
<krueger.fighter>: i have reports saying that you are pirating in the area of O7
<krueger.fighter>: harrassing miners in both north and south
<nice.miner>: I've not hear the reports sir. Granted I am not from the area, but I'll vouch for him here at least
<krueger.fighter>: you are in the top of my tarhets list
Bo: Umm... They lie.... umm... yeah. (Bo had to try)
<krueger.fighter>: bo had to try what?
Bo: All right, Bo evil pirate. And bo took this ship hostage. Leave me, or they'll get hurt.
<krueger.fighter>: oh
<krueger.fighter>: i feel kinda cold out here you know
<krueger.fighter>: i need some heat
Bo: Bo knows. He lives out here.
<krueger.fighter>: then bo leaves for a warmer system or i heat him up
<krueger.fighter>: last warning
Bo: Ehh, you got Bo again. Bo likes <nice.miner> man, so Bo wont shoot him....
<krueger.fighter>: all you have to say is yes or not
<nice.miner>: Well... I appreciate it Bo.
Bo: Bo leaves now.
<nice.miner>: He's leaving us, I say we leave him in peace
<nice.miner>: Remember Bo! If you want to learn to mine, I'll be here!
<krueger.fighter>: i will escort you to the nearest exit
Bo: Right. Go to nearest exit. Bo follows.
<krueger.fighter>: where are ya flying boy there's no exit in that direction
Bo: Bo has no radar. Bo flys from memory...
<krueger.fighter>: bo must stop trying to lie
<krueger.fighter>: turnaround
<krueger.fighter>: and go to exit
Bo: *mutters* (allright-allright)
<krueger.fighter>: let me stay in formation with you
Bo: Stay. bo no minds.
<krueger.fighter>: bo must grant me to enter formation
Bo: But momma told Bo to not let strangers into your comp.
<krueger.fighter>: stop playing around
<krueger.fighter>: i will engage
<krueger.fighter>: head to an exit and leave system
Bo: *mutters* (presistentlil'germ) Bahh...
<krueger.fighter>: cut your engine and follow me on formation // f4
<<<got enought distance to cruise into nothingness>>>
Bo: *Bo stands up and starts to collect some ration-remains from the pile of stuff from the ship*
Bo: Bo won't get hungry.
Bo: Bo has at least two pizzas in da ship.
Bo: Whoa.... Bright light....
<krueger.fighter>: what has bo in mind to do?
Bo: Arrrrh, Bo no has sunglasses....
Bo: bo spotted a star. I'll cruise there.
Bo: Bo has enough pizza to go there...
<krueger.fighter>: Bo , i hope you realise you have no escape?
Bo: Bo always knew that.
Bo: Wherever Bo goes, there are people who no want Bo there.
Bo: There's no escape for Bo.
<krueger.fighter>: but from now on when i see you ill have to say only one word - ENGAGING
Bo: From now on, Bo wont let you close 'nuff..
<krueger.fighter>: bo has luck with the ion storms , they mess up my computer's mainframe
Death: <krueger.fighter> has suffered a self-administered loadout error (Mine).

Hope that was long enough to kill the thread.

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