The Liberty Criminal Registry

[DarthBindo]

Suspect Comms ID: Zodiac
Reporter Comms ID: James.Francesca[CI-5]
Evidence of Allegiance: [Upload your current status with the Liberty nation here - Your reputation infosystem will be useful here]
List of Crimes:

• Attempted Murder
  

Evidence of Crime(s):

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Reporter Comments: Right, so like, two months ago, i was in this bar...oh wait wrong story. Anyways, two weeks ago, i was in this OTHER bar, and was talking to this nice mr. pirate dude. His job sounded all totally wicked and stuff, so i signed up. All good right? Yeah, cept he left out the part about people SHOOTING AT YOU. GOD STUPID TRADERS. So now i am all like, "Oh no i dont want to do this anymore i can quit?", and i went and found a Bretonian battleship captain dude, cuse i was in Dublin at the time, and i mentioned that right? That the bar was in dublin? No? well it was. Anyways, i was all like, "Mr. Big battelship dude, i am a pirate, i am turning myself in, please take me to jail." and he was all like, "LOL NO U AR PIERAT U DIE NOW." ANd i was like NO I DONT WANNA DIE PLEASE ARREST ME and he was like pewpewpew and i had to go pewpewpew and i really didnt mean to blow up his battleship, or that cruiser that assisted him, or that other guys gunboat, but they was ALL SHOOTING AT ME. I mean, comeon! So anyways, he was like I PUT BIG BOUNTY ON U NOW YOU WILL REALLY DIE NOW, so i decided to try and turn myself into some Liberty people, but no one would listen to me! I would go around saying I AM PIRATE AND I AM TURNING MYSELF IN NOW and they would all be like DUDE NOONE CARES. It got so bad i had to go back to pirating just so i could afford to fly around and find someone to turn myself in to!

So anyways, my first time resuming pirating, this dude in a fighter is all like U PIRATE U DIE NOW, but he waaaay better than the bretonian, and he totally scrapped my ship, am i rite?

So i finally found sombody to turn myself into, right, and i got all locked up on Huntsville, paying dues and stuff, and teh nice warden there let me out early, mostly beacuse nobody had any evidence whatsoever i had ever successfully pirated anyone ever, and also beacuse i got let out on amnesty to teh Bounty hunters.

So, here i am, now a merc, trying to get to Rostock down in teh Omegas, and here comes taht fool pirate hater again.

He is all like LOL ENGAGABUG and i am all like NONO I AM NOT PIRATE. And he was all like LOL GIVE ME REASON and then i said nasty things about his mother, and he was all like I WILL TEACH YOU LESSON, and then he shot me, and TOTALLY TRIED TO KILL ME!

So you can like, make him criminal now, right?

I mean, he jsut tried to murder somebody.

No, not somebody, he jsut tried to murder ME!


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gone four years, first day back: Zoners still getting shot in Theta :|