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[Maverick Ryker]

Incoming Awesome
Source: Danger Zone
Communications ID: Maverick Ryker
Rank: Professional Badass

How's it flying with you boys and girls today? Got a report to slam down right here.

We got ourselves into a real jet-fueled action today.

Explosions, gunshots, sunglasses, you name it baby. We had it all!

So a few of us RV'ed up with the boss, Major Assho- I mean Aegis.

And our company was extended by no one else but ADRIAN .... morton and Meallan Dagon.

It seemed our awesome aura of badassery attracted many of them Navy pilots. But what can you do? When Maverick is in the house, everyone wants to come for the show! That's just the way it works.

So it seemed they knew they were outclassed by a RIDICULOUS AMOUNT so we got a nice big welcome from plenty of their capital vessels as well. No problem. One call from Major Assho- ... "Aegis" and the big-gun was ready for some heavy action. Yep that's right, the Ven ... wait for it... GYYYYR. Aww yeaaa, just feel that damn beast of a ship rock through the entire system.

Too bad it got blown up.

Aaaanyways. Their fighters came in to deal with the rest of us. Well they had another thing coming for them. One move to the right, one move to the left and ADRIAN ... morton had outplayed this Liberator so bad, I think he ended up eating his own mine. GOD DAMN that sucker got told.

So I was just cruising around right, being real smooth, being IN THE ZONE. But when it comes to the Maverick, that zone, turns into a DANGER ZONE. And when that happens, EVERYTHING GOES DOWN.

Boom!

[19.11.2010 01:12:35] Death: LPI-M.Essington[O] was put out of action by [HF]-Maverick.Ryker (Gun).

Boom!

[19.11.2010 01:19:50] Death: LPI-Alonzo.Sanchez[RO] was put out of action by [HF]-Maverick.Ryker (Mine).

Boom!

[19.11.2010 01:24:11] Death: [LN]-Galen.Anderson was put out of action by [HF]-Maverick.Ryker (Mine).

Boom!

[19.11.2010 01:28:36] Death: [LN]-Christina-Robinson was put out of action by [HF]-Maverick.Ryker (Gun).

Did he? Did he really? OH YES HE DID!

BOOM BABY!

[19.11.2010 01:34:43] Death: [LN]-Chris.Elias was put out of action by [HF]-Maverick.Ryker (Gun).

Taaaaste it! God damn, can you taste it? A-ha.

Back to you sugar.

Connection Removed.
Transmission Terminated.
But Maverick, is always there.

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