SCRA Communications Centre

[Yuveraj Khan]

To: [color=#FFFFFF]Those morons'€¦AGAIN
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: The Dumb bastards in the fighter corps

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All right you muppets, I don't normally get involved in your pathetic existences, except to clean up your messes. But the Ministry of Truth's propaganda department feels it's good for Coalition Morale to praise and extoll the virtues of the Hamburg victory.

Seems a little good news is in short supply around here, what with your screw ups in Omega-50.

Well we'll pin a few medals on chests, beat a few drums... maybe have a parade. But to that end I need a hero for the news reels... and Steeles, your too much of a pompous git to deserve it, and Warner, you're a wash-up... we need a new face, and that face will be Oliver Zablosky.

By the power vested in me, blah blah blah... who cares, yadda yadda... I promote you to Senior Lieutenant.

Go, find the make-up department, then get out on the news circuit... sing a few patriotic songs, don't have an opinion, don't say anything unless I spoon feed it to you. Once you're done, you're back on duty... where you will hopfully die, so I can martyr you.


For the Hope of the Future!
Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

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