SCRA Communications Centre

[Yuveraj Khan]

To: [color=#FFFFFF]Those morons…AGAIN
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: The Dumb bastards in the fighter corps

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All right, I swear in between slugs of Pepto-Bismol and whiskey, a diet you ingrates seem fit to keep me on I might add, I get a report from Freeport Nine that a Storm Class gunboat ran the blockade, crashed through the doors, and parked on Doc Holliday’s pet Chihuahua!

I have heard of drunk pilots in my time, but why in the name of all things revolutionary, would anyone willingly go to that cesspit, let alone be so desperate as to kick the damn door down to get in?

Let me make it perfectly clear to you muppets, when you make a mess on the carpet, I’m the man who has to clean up the mess! We need the Zoners happy with us if we’re ever to succeed in Omega-50… not that you idiots could win a battle… I mean the Reaper’s of Sirius… my God, the Libertonian Girl Scout league is more terrifying than those toothless old codgers fresh out of the retirement home…

Anyway, dock on bloody Free bloody port bloody nine, and I will put a bloody bullet into your bloody skulls, you got it?


For the Hope of the Future!
Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

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