So you want to really hurt your enemies?

[Magoo!]

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Re: Idiots

Hullo.

I have need of ye'r services. An idiot by the name of Chad Tanner had the audacity to threaten me with a full loadout of top-quality, military grade hardware, and then taunt me when I fled with me bloody Flashpoints. I need ye to reacquaint him with his tear ducts. The price for his misery is ten million credits. A summary below for ye.

Name: Chad.Tanner
Ship: Eagle
Weapon Data:

• IRON HAMMER x4
  
• Train Cruise Disruptor
  
• Debilitators of some sort x2
  

Armor: AU VIII
IQ: Double-digits

Payment: Ten million credits

I'll throw in five extra if ye can get him to do something stupid like crash himself into a planet or sun.
Twenty more if ye can knock off those Iron Hammers and get'im to safety so his insurance doesn't pull through and he loses the weapons.

Have fun.

Oh, he's quite shifty about the trigger. He'll likely attack ye. I recommend a Light Fighter with a load of disruptors to best waste his time with. And I may contact ye again if Chad's man-lover decides to exhibit any arrogance towards me again.

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