SCRA Communications Centre

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To: [color=#FFFFFF]All SCRA Assets
Comm. ID: Captain Stacy Winters
Location: Zvezdny Gorodok
Priority: Medium
Subject: Things died.

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New potential weapons against the Corsairs in Omicron Gamma have been tested, results here:

SCRA|Stacy.Winters: I've been working on the railroad
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: All the live-long day
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Oh I've been working on the railroad
Hierro.Martillo: Since when did we get a railroad?
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Just to pass the time awaaaaay!
Wormkid: Rails in space?
Hierro.Martillo: Seems illogical
Wormkid: What they won't think of next
Hierro.Martillo: *laughs*
Wormkid: Soon we'll have a home on the range out here
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Don't you hear the whistle blowing?
Beltran.De.Soto: i think he misses one rail.in his head
Hierro.Martillo: *Listens* Ummm, no.
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Rise up so early in the morn'
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Don't you hear the Captain shouting?
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah, blow your horn!
Wormkid: He's a few cars short of a frieght train
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow your horn?
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow your horn?
Beltran.De.Soto: i will blow your head off
Hierro.Martillo: That sounds like fun
Hierro.Martillo: Then we can eat it!
Hierro.Martillo: *Laughs sarcastically*
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Wormkid: use it as a bowl for jell-o
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's in the kitchen I know
Beltran.De.Soto: uf!nothing beats crispy head for dinner!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Hierro.Martillo: AHH!! He's off Key!!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Strummin' on the ol' banjo
Hierro.Martillo: Please don't start playing a banjo
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Singin' fe fie, fiddly-i-o
HAF-C-Evolution: hola hermanos
Wormkid: zero gravity banjo playing is dangerous,and sounds terrible
Hierro.Martillo: My ears! My ears!!
Beltran.De.Soto: hola hermano!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Fe, fie, fiddly-i-o-o-o-o
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Fe, fie, fiddly-i-o
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Strummin' on the ol' banjo
Hierro.Martillo: Someone get over there and end this torture!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's makin' love to DInah
Beltran.De.Soto: this is completly new SCRA tactic!they will kill us with their antiartistic performance!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's making love I know
Hierro.Martillo: This beats anything we do to enemies.
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's making love to dinah
Hierro.Martillo: Ehhh....
Wormkid: Dinah must die
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: 'Cause I can't hear the ol' banjo
Hierro.Martillo: *screams* NOOO!!!
Hierro.Martillo: Make it stop!!
Beltran.De.Soto: my ears are bleeding...
HAF-C-Evolution: looking for them
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Ladies and cannibals, my name is Stacy Winters, and that was my performance of "I've been working on the railroad"
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Thank you and good night
Hierro.Martillo: It was too long, very bad, and hurt my ears.
Wormkid: how can i have a good night after that?
Beltran.De.Soto: dios mios finaly it is over
HAF-C-Evolution: the fat lady will sing for last
Hierro.Martillo: *laughs*
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Encore I hear?
Werss[TBH]: i wonder to? *zzzzzzz*
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone wants an encore?
Hierro.Martillo: NOO!! GOD NO!!
La.Nalbina: hahahah
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: OOOOOh
Beltran.De.Soto: hehehe!no one can beat Werss!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY
Hierro.Martillo: That's it!!! I'm finding you@@
Wormkid: Encores arent appreciated around here.
Beltran.De.Soto: he will sleep no matter what
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE-
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: TIme to leave
Werss[TBH]: *zzzzzzzzzz*
Hierro.Martillo: ANyone find them yet?

As you can see, these methods could be of some use in torture or rehabilitation.

Long Live the Revolution!

- Captain Stacy Winters

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