SCRA Communications Centre

[Dennis Jameson]

The speakers produce only static... This continue for a while until the channel clears up and an electronic voice which carries a pure Bretonian accent is heard.



Good day, gentlemen.

I would like to inform you that in the heat of battle I decided to place a rather ingenious little device upon the hull of one Mr. Steele, and it is through it I am speaking to you.

Now, you might wonder why I went through all this trouble? It's simple, really. I would just like to inform you that your comrades were unable to finish what they started and went home to bang out the dents in their hull with a rubber mallet or however the hell you simians repair the damages made to your ships every single time you stick your nose outside of your putrescent little rabbit hole.

*an electronic sigh is heard*

But I guess you will peek outwards again and never learn from the lesson taught in Sol. Heh. Now, one might claim that it is human to wage war, and if that is what you wish then I will be more than happy to oblige your desires... just be sure that you have what it takes to remain in one piece at the end of the day.

I'll be sure to stay in touch... das vedanya, or however the bloody hell you say it.

Only static is heard for the next couple of moments before the device shuts down completely.




Disclaimer: I am posting this because I am a twat and- naaaah, I actually got permission to do it.

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