And so I was skating to the booze store

[Altejago]

I was being towed to the local booze store to gather another 18 pack of Steinies by my dog, Moka, when a cat runs out in front of us.

• Firstly: My dog goes to chase it
  Secondly: I command her not too in mid jump by said cat who darts into trajectory of 40km/h Moka and towed skateboard.
  Thirdly: Moka follows said command and keeps running whilst said cat gets run over by Moka and then bowled by towed skateboard with yours truly onboard.
  

That was fine and dandy. Cat got up and ran and we continued on our journey to the local alcohol wholesaler.

Then, on our way home, we are heading through a patch of road works about 1000 meters long and the temporary speed limit is 30km/h for traffic. A cop nails us for breaking the speed limit on a dog-towed skateboard at 45km/h.

Was the worse booze trip I have done....

Not only that, an impatient old lady gives us grief for using the road above the posted speed limit!

P.S. The cop thought it was funny