Oi, we be 'ere, so we are. Jus' becus we aint aroun' when all o' ye's feckless layabouts are both'rin' folks don' mean we aint 'ere! Shoite, oi've a fair moind te set me bleedin' ex-woife on the whole sorry lot o' ye.
You can accomplish more with a kind word and a shillelagh than you can with just a kind word