Back in .84, my first fight on the official disco server after I joined.. I had an OC sabre with Wyrms and a Sunslayer, and dueled this guy (Whose name was roughly Icewolf or something, I can't remember exactly what) outside of Malta. The battle ended with me full, him with 0 b/b, and missing all his Archangels.
He then docked.
Good times, good times...
Another favorite of mine is when I gave a glorious speech on my [HF] and hopped in to save an ally, only to end up getting the kill message for him, razoring off one of Joe's guns, having Joe razor one of MY guns off, and then dying miserably xD