jumping into a titan, and getting my first kill (an RoS, btw:D) within minutes.
owning a ptrans in same titan 30mins later.
flying a mammoth right next to ouray base, and pewpewing silver and xeno npcs, and then going 'gulp' when a MASSIVE xeno ship came and sat by me, and just scanned me and went 'boooooom'
a mammoth tried to pirate my mammoth, saying 'give me all your cargo'
'how about no' and he opened fire. i'm so glad i spent the extra cash on the type four turrets, cos about twenty seconds in he says 'ahh... your guns are quite a bit better than mine' i took him down to absolutely wafer thin hull and left him behind. was chuckling about that all day.
doing missions and chatting over skype with other benitez, when one (who knows who he is) shot a torpedo right in front of my nose when i had no hull left (attacking BH Dessies).
'oy! that nearly hit me!'
'but i missed'
'thought you'd run out of them, anyway'
'no, im like a russian submarine'
-pause-
'what? you're full of russian seamen?'
we laughed so hard that the remaining dessie killed us all
one MSN raid in gamma, where a snubcraft fleet obliterated the capfleet within 20 mins, and we all sat there and thought... can they come back and try again? that was FUN!
lastly, any load my snuggler puts down on the dock without having been noticed by pirate or lawful... thats a good day. fly a smuggler! rediscover disco!