Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Vizzini]

Name: Tim Kuhn
Place of birth: Planet New Berlin, New Berlin System
Age: 26

Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren,
Ich would like to apply for Rheinland Federal Polizei. Rheinland iz meine homeland and would be honored to zerve it how ever I can. In thiz application I am sending you zwei attachments.
1. Tim Kuhn Resume
2. Tim Kuhn Medical History

Hochachtungsvoll,
Tim Kuhn

Was born on Planet New Berlin, raised in a military family, with both parents in military ranks. From his early days he was thought how to fly a fighter. Tim's father was a Wraith pilot for many years. Tim joined the Rheinland military in his early 18, he had no trouble adjusting since his parents were serving the military. Just when Tim was finishing his final pilot exam, battleship where his father was serving at the time, battleship Posen was attacked. His father died in combat, Wraith fighter that was assigned to Tim's father was salvaged from the Posen wreck. The fighter was given to Tim's mother as a memory of her husbands death. Soon after Tim's mother has resigned from the military. Tim repaired the salvaged Wraith fighter and finished his final pilot exam. Tim's mother kept pressuring Tim to quit the military because she doesn't want to see him hurt like his father and since Tim doesn't know for anything else than piloting a Wraith and serving the military he refused so they came to an agreement, Tim will apply the Rheinland Federal Polizei.

Name: Kuhn, Tim

Medications:
N/A

Allergies:
N/A

Surgical History:
N/A

Family History:
N/A

Social History:
Tobacco Use: Yes - No
Alcohol Use: Yes - No
Drug Use: Yes - No
Exercise: Yes - No

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