An now, allow me to tell a wee story; a story o Beautiful Maidens, an Handsome Heroes, o excitmen, an villany, a story, o our lovely lass Grainne Mhaol herself, who was set upon by a DASTARDLY Sair!
But never fear boys an girls, for who is this? Ah! It is tha noblest o men, Defender o Dublin, Scourge o the Sairs, Killer o the KNF... Long_Hon_Silverrrrrrrrr!
See how our Noble Knight rides t the rescue o this Damsel in Distress, an wi a thrust, a parry an a dodge;
He slays the screamin sair!