Tragic Accedient

[Tomtomrawr]

Meanwhile, at the Kremlin

'Comrade Stalin! Comrade Stalin!' The aide bustled into the office despite explicit orders not to interrupt the meeting. Stalin stared at him harshly as he approached, angry that his meeting had been interrupted despite his orders. 'Comrade Stalin, you must see this!'

The aide handed Stalin a print-out of the transmission confirming Santa's demise. Stalin read it quickly, his generals muttering amongst themselves. Eventually, after reading the message again, he looked up at his aide. He grinned, and the bullet ripped through the aide's head. He collapsed backward.

'I said... no interruptions.' He stared at his generals now, laying the print-out on his desk for them all to see. 'I have a new plan. I shall replace Santa and spread communist cheer throughout the world. Forget the Nazis at the end of the bus line to Red Square, prepare me a suit!'

Mere hours later, Stalin Claus was ready to fly.

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Right, I got bored of writing that. It's easier just to say you failed so I can get on with my life.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.