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12-25-2010, 03:02 PM, (This post was last modified: 12-25-2010, 03:04 PM by Jam.)

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A man entered the Kalashnikov Bar. He was a bit shy - all the people around. The man was Jean Gidardet. He closed the door, and started to look around the bar, when he spotted a table with meals and drinks. His shyness immediately disappeared. He walked to the table, grabbed a bottle of Vodka, found a table where he could enjoy it.
"Finally, something enjoyable!" He said for himself while pouring the liquid into a cup.
Appereantly he was really thirsty. He drank whole cup in one sip, punched the cup onto the table and belched loudly, drawing attention of nearby people.
"Err... Excuse-moi." He apologized, looking around at the people staring at him. One man behind him started to laugh.
"What? I am not responsible for my thirst!"
"True. What about that nice sound coming from you after that?" The man replied, still chuckling.
"Loudly, but healthily!" Jean said while drinking another cup of Vodka. The man sat next to Jean, and told him:
"Really, I wish I could belch like that."
"Ehh! It requires practice." Jean replied and started to laugh while pouring another cup of Vodka into his stomach.
"Hey, careful with that!"
"Don't worry, monsieur." Jean chuckled and passed a cup of vodka to the man.

Meanwhile, another song started to play. Everybody stood up and started dancing.
"Sheesh. I hate dancing. But... nevermind." Jean said to the man.
"I love it." Man replied, stood up and went dancing.

Jean remained alone at the table, enjoying his vodka.

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Koolmo - 12-19-2007, 10:27 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 12-19-2007, 10:40 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Koolmo - 12-20-2007, 09:37 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 12-28-2007, 03:12 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 01-10-2008, 05:26 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 03-04-2008, 03:27 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 03-04-2008, 04:04 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 03-04-2008, 04:29 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 03-04-2008, 04:40 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 03-04-2008, 04:55 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 03-04-2008, 05:54 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 03-04-2008, 06:18 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 03-04-2008, 06:33 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by desecrator - 03-07-2008, 09:42 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 03-07-2008, 09:51 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Othman - 03-08-2008, 12:56 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Othman - 03-09-2008, 05:20 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 03-09-2008, 05:42 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by LancerZero - 03-09-2008, 06:48 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Othman - 03-09-2008, 09:28 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 03-09-2008, 09:45 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 03-09-2008, 09:58 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Othman - 03-10-2008, 02:42 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Blodo - 05-10-2008, 03:02 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Zeltak - 06-01-2008, 12:23 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 06-01-2008, 01:53 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Othman - 06-05-2008, 03:12 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Koolmo - 08-11-2008, 01:22 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Koolmo - 09-15-2008, 06:01 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Koolmo - 09-15-2008, 06:31 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 09-15-2008, 07:34 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Turkish - 09-15-2008, 07:53 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 09-15-2008, 08:14 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Turkish - 09-15-2008, 08:42 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Blodo - 09-15-2008, 07:51 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Othman - 09-17-2008, 04:14 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Koolmo - 11-06-2008, 02:50 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 11-06-2008, 03:03 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Aggelos - 02-12-2009, 08:55 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 02-14-2009, 09:25 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Aggelos - 02-14-2009, 11:25 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 02-15-2009, 01:38 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Aggelos - 02-15-2009, 04:37 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 02-15-2009, 05:35 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Aggelos - 02-15-2009, 06:30 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Xing - 02-16-2009, 02:05 AM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Aggelos - 02-16-2009, 05:09 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by cmfalconer - 04-23-2009, 09:08 PM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Othman - 06-07-2009, 03:36 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Koolmo - 07-31-2009, 11:06 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by cobraSting - 08-01-2009, 10:41 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Doc Holliday - 08-02-2009, 11:58 PM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Sarawr!? - 08-30-2009, 07:07 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by cobraSting - 09-01-2009, 07:18 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by arvg - 09-16-2009, 10:07 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Doc Holliday - 09-25-2009, 07:52 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by arvg - 09-25-2009, 09:31 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Doc Holliday - 09-25-2009, 10:39 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by bluntpencil2001 - 11-08-2009, 05:01 PM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Nichole.Schmidt - 01-06-2010, 10:11 AM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by cmfalconer - 01-08-2010, 04:27 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by farmerman - 01-08-2010, 07:21 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by arvg - 01-08-2010, 07:27 AM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Nichole.Schmidt - 01-08-2010, 02:30 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by arvg - 01-09-2010, 07:11 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Herastean - 01-11-2010, 12:14 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by cmfalconer - 01-12-2010, 09:51 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Lanakov - 01-13-2010, 09:34 PM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Tabris - 01-17-2010, 11:29 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Shagohad - 01-17-2010, 11:46 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by arvg - 01-18-2010, 10:49 AM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Lanakov - 01-19-2010, 01:57 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by arvg - 01-21-2010, 04:03 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Nichole.Schmidt - 01-23-2010, 09:34 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Capt. Henry Morgan - 02-21-2010, 06:14 AM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by pieguy259 - 12-24-2010, 02:52 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Inquisitor Gaunt - 12-24-2010, 03:08 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Penpen - 12-24-2010, 03:26 PM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Turkish - 12-25-2010, 11:21 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Inquisitor Gaunt - 12-25-2010, 11:29 AM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by arvg - 12-25-2010, 11:37 AM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Yaoquizque - 12-25-2010, 02:36 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jam - 12-25-2010, 03:02 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Inquisitor Gaunt - 12-25-2010, 03:10 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Glis - 12-25-2010, 03:10 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jam - 12-25-2010, 03:20 PM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jam - 12-25-2010, 03:48 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by pieguy259 - 12-25-2010, 03:57 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Inquisitor Gaunt - 12-25-2010, 03:59 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jam - 12-25-2010, 04:05 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Yaoquizque - 12-25-2010, 05:13 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jam - 12-25-2010, 05:17 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Glis - 12-25-2010, 05:23 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Yaoquizque - 12-25-2010, 05:23 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jam - 12-25-2010, 05:31 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by rainth345 - 12-25-2010, 05:43 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jeremy Hunter - 12-25-2010, 05:45 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Yaoquizque - 12-25-2010, 05:51 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jeremy Hunter - 12-25-2010, 05:58 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jam - 12-25-2010, 05:59 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Inquisitor Gaunt - 12-25-2010, 06:08 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Petitioner - 12-25-2010, 06:10 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Inquisitor Gaunt - 12-25-2010, 06:16 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Yaoquizque - 12-25-2010, 06:26 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Glis - 12-25-2010, 06:26 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Petitioner - 12-25-2010, 06:34 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Inquisitor Gaunt - 12-25-2010, 06:54 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Petitioner - 12-25-2010, 07:06 PM

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"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Inquisitor Gaunt - 12-25-2010, 07:15 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Jam - 12-25-2010, 07:30 PM

"Kalashnikov's", Zvezdny Gorodok - by Petitioner - 12-25-2010, 07:44 PM

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