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Monsieur Razor,
I have some high end machinery in my ship that, well, keeps me ticking. Normally I wouldn't be able to even grasp the concept of a proper conversation without those machines which gives me the kick in the head I need. Thing is, the backup database and central processor is messed up and I believe the plug input to myself is faulty. When I fled I kinda forgot the novelty of hands with thumbs or having people to work on me.
It's a minor fix, but it is still high end stuff. So will you be able to fix it?