From: Lt. Colonel Aloysius Rhade
To: SCRA Assets
Priority: MEDIUM
Subject: Mr. "I pirate Zoner's with Zoner Weapons and I'm utterly shocked I get shot at."
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I heard this guy pirated an OSI Trader in a Kusari Explorer. The interesting part is that he used Zoner Weapons to do it. I figured this would be a good chance to improve our relations with OSI, so I set out to track him down.
I found him in Theta, we talked a little but we ended up shooting each other. Or rather, I ended up shooting him while he ran away, complaining about things I didn't really care about. I think we should send him some tissue's and chocolate to his Kusari Explo- oh wait, no, I blew it up.
Oh, there's a Bounty on the Trotsky now. I'll take it as a compliment. Show's I'm doing something right, Da?
You can find me in the Trotskies Bar drinking vodka while we hang up a piece of his hull while myself and some of my crew tell, quite frankly, rude jokes about the guy.