Red Hessian Reporting Facility

[Xenosaga]

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Seid gegrüßt !

It was a great day, simply wunderbar for die Hessen!
It starts in Omega 3, when I picked up a distress signal by two Hessian pirates who fought against a Freelance Pirate called Roger:Claymore. He flew a Roc bomber and managed to take down both rookies, I came too late. We had a conversation in which he complained about not being allowed to land on Hessian bases anymore, after attacking SCRA and killing multiple Hessians. Additionally he admitted pirating the Workers in Omega 7. That was enough for me, I engaged him and was surprised. He was extremely skilled in his Roc bomber, almost throwing an Antimatter in my face. Luckily, my swift Odin dodged the shots and I managed to take him down.

After that, I entered Omega 7 with another Hessian Pirate, one I have worked with previously. His name is Hoffnung. Anyhow, we entered the system, where we saw a Wraith and a Mjolnir shooting at a Rookie of us again! We moved in immidietly. I destroyed the Wraith within seconds, it was a pitiful sight. However, the Mjolnir tried to flee...After assuring him a fair One on One fight, he finally showed some spine...I think he regrets it...Haha! *ahem* Sorry, but he was absolutely outclassed by me. I have decided to let him live...However I stripped him of all his guns and multiple equipment! He was naked and his ship almost fell apart! What a humiliation! After taking many pictures, we left him floating in space. I hope this demonstrates are clear message from die Hessen to the Military!
And by the way, I suggest making a poster of his stripped ship to paint the walls on New Berlin Hahahahaha!

The next topic is much more serious again. The surviving Rookie in Omega 7 decided to go to Omega 5 directly, while Hoffnung and I took a detour through Omega 11. It was a bad mistake for him: A Wild Gunboat called Ungezahmt lurked in Omega 5 and preyed upon the rookie. We moved in as soon as possible and engaged this abomination - while a Corsair watched us like a Vulture! Disgusting.
Anyhow, this advesary proved to be extremely dangerous and resilient. I had to request SCRA help to get rid of it, but we all survived. The rookie had to leave the battle prematurely though, since he got damaged badly.

It was a hard day for me, comrades, but I am proud to serve die Hessen like this. For the Volksrevolution!

Here are the pictures of this wunderbaren day!

Roger Claymore


Skilled, but not enough



RM Rookie



That one did not deserve a Wraith



The absolute humiliation! Make a poster out of it, please!





Das Wilde is coming!



A ferocious battle



But not even such disgusting creatures can stand against the Revolution!



Viele Grüße

Mustapha Mond

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