Sunbucks Cafe

[Tomtomrawr]

Sitting at his regular spot - a fixed table and bench combination designed for the larger customers - Officer Stevenson ate his box of donuts and slurped his soft drink through a straw in silence. He was contemplating on how best to perform his duties as a traffic cop. He took another bite out of his third donut, careful not to allow any jam filling to spill out. He'd had years of experience.

He was a large man, he admitted. But there was no room for change now. He was in his early forties, the junk food lifestyle was literally a part of him. He'd tried the gym once, but found the muscly men surrounding him to be intimidating. That'd been ten years ago.

He finished his third donut, took a slurp from his drink, and began his fourth. He groaned as he stretched his stumpy legs under the table and let his stomach expand to reach the edge of the table. He still had ten minutes until he was back on patrol.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.