Sunbucks Cafe

[Tomtomrawr]

Officer Stevenson placed the donut he was eating back in the box and quickly began scraping his hands along a napkin, trying to remove the sugar from his stubby digits. He wasn't used to socialising in the cafe; nobody recognised him, and he kept mostly to himself.

'Err, yes, that's right.' He replied, fumbling with the napkin as he wiped it across his mouth. The effort put more sugar on his face than he'd removed. 'Officer Steve Stevenson. The sod refused to show his driver's licence and veh-hic-cle registration details, so had to assume it was an illegal veh-hic-cle being driven by an individual without a licence. Glad I managed to stop him, for now anyway. Those damn people driving without their licences'll be the death of us all.'

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.