The Intelligence Memoirs.

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"Quite solid on paper. But then again, everything tends to be." The Admiral concluded the Corporal's explanation.

"I suspect that we will have a few hiccups. Tigersharks are still monitored. Not to mention, we will need actual vessels serving in the Rheinland military or police. Oh, and we can forget the military. Rheinland's eyes are heavily focused on it's borders. They suspect liberty saboteurs, so military technology is watched too closely. I could front the money for a bribe big enough, but I see no point too do so." X poured himself another glass.

"Forgive this continued rambling, but I think where we should focus our efforts is in obtaining a police vessel. Rheinland has for the most part forgot about it's Federal Police force, and bribery is not too much of an effort. Neither is hacking the police database to make it look like the ship never existed." The Admiral's glass stood still, save for the condensed water beads making their way down the glass.

"Oh, and whilst we are both good at what we do, I think we will need a bit of help from someone who knows the workings of Rheinland." X finished rambling and drank half the contents of his glass.

"I suggest we meet Sergeant Henreich Lederhosen, who is currently visiting his cousin who is working in Bretonia who has taken ill." X waved at the built man who had for the most part slipped into the room unnoticed.

"Oh, one more thing Corporal, Sergeant Lederhosen has no cousin working in Bretonia. That cousin would be his contact to us." X drained the glass and started pouring himself another. He knew Sergeant Lederhosen would begin to talk soon.

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It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.