Crayter Radio - KCLN 107.7 FM

[Crayter Radio]

Turn up those radio dials, boys 'n girls, comin' to you LIVE from the Taus, another underground pirate radio broadcast from COLONIAL RADIO!

Before we get to blowin' your mind with our outta sight sounds, we'll dip into the news, and a special PSA to all the froggies out there.

With the Gallic navy pushing ever closer to Leeds, we have it on good authority say that the valiant forces of the Colonial Republic will soon have the hospitality of their Bretonian allies - that's right boys 'n girls, that means lovely Colonial Nyxes parked side by side with the Bretonian Templars.

In other news, a shipment of over 50 replacement fighters was shipped to the Carrier Hades for the 49th Squadron. The pilots of the 49th, as we're told, are gearing up for something big, and something King Charles won't forget for a long time.

You hear that Chucky? We're comin' for ya...

And now, a special Public Service Announcement for all Gallic pilots.

We here at the Colonial Republic understand that some of you are good looking fellows. Strutting about with your bottles of wine, and faces covered in makeup, thinkin' about your wives or girlfriends waitin' for ya at home while you're off fightin' for fascism and greed. Well, I hate to tell you this, guys, but your wives and girlfriends have needs, and those needs are getting filled by the guy next door, or the hunky guy who cleans your pool, or the guy she goes to book-club with... you know who I mean... the one she says is "a good listener."

*chuckle* Best get on home and see to your ladies, boys. *laughter*

In the meantime we'll keep doing what we do best.

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