Corporate Bonuses

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Subject: Ship Clerks

To whom it may concern in Bowex administration;

While my co-workers have become... excuse me...

*Yells behind him* "PUT THEM BACK IN THAT CUPBOARD"

*Returning, straightening his suit* ...somewhat excited at your offer, I'm afraid we really must deny. Frankly, they are paralytically afraid of all sorts of water coolers, carpet-material temporary walls and standard stationery equipment.

Additionally, they are *struggles to hold a clerk from yelling into the monitor* very poor at small talk, and are much needed here.

I must deny your offer on their behalf, as they are ... er, indisposed at the moment.

Sincerely,

Colin Trevena
Bowex) Darwin

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