Decent Pirating

[Lohingren]

@Monk

didn't we already have a thread about this exact matter called a little more RP please or somthing like that. true we act like highwaymen but as was mentioned by me and countless others we don't have enough time to give of a big long schpeel to conclude in GIMME SOME MONEY DAMMIT OR IL KILL YA.....

lets look at history for example when in the hell have you seen a historical text on pirates where they went upto a ship and said "hello dear fellow we are pirates and today we would like for you very politely give me 2million pounds pls" or dolars or dibloons or whatever.

now lets put it another way how many pirates in history do you know of that boarded a ship saying "GIMME ALL YER BOOTEH OR DIE" ........ pretty much every one.

so now i come to the conclusion people should stop moaning about the way pirates ask for tax or pissing n moaning because they didnt say pls because in reality black beard ain gonna walk up and say can i have 2mil pls

itl be more along the lines of *blows wing off* *blows guns off* *shoves a knife through your rotting corpse and robs you blind*..... in a nutshell

this ain't no English class we ain't here to write 1000 word essays on why we want tax in reality we got all of 10 seconds to stop you from activating your engines and doing a runner to rip your shield down and ask for the money. really the way things done here is perfectly fine the way it is ;o] all the people that are traders or don't like the way pirates go about they're job i invite you to make a pirate character and hunt down my trader Give him a long schpeel on asking for tax and make me give you it before im 20k away infact if you do i'll not jus give you 2mil il add another 100mil to it more than any pirate makes in a week through tax.

well really ive done it again went off on a long pointless rant what im trying to say is

PIRATES ARE HIGHWAYMEN from the dawn of piracy really it has always been you pass by one of they're ships you get told to hand over your money or die...... the fault is really the traders not the pirates for really not obliging them because the way we work really is the way a real life pirate would. you pay you live, you don't you die. Pirates don't say please and they don't explain why they want it. they either get what they want or kill thats what a pirate is basically.............. feel lucky we don't do it the way real pirates did and tell you to hand over every last stinkin penny you got because the only thing that stops you from not giving us it all is the fact it ain't real life and it isnt really your own life at stake but just a computer game character (which is completely ooRP) on the traders part. someone once told me to act like your flying the ship and not playing a game infront of a computer well there you go i now pass on that wisdom to you traders out there PRETEND IT REAL AND DONT BE SO GREEDY cos i can say if i walked upto you in real life with a gun pointed at your head and asked for some spare change and that is all 2million is to you trader spare change you would give me it trust me

not that im saying we should all start taxing every last penny you got 2million is just fine i was just trying to make a point

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