To all of Sirius

[TFinnegan]

*Bridge of the newly comissioned Wake*
*Invergordon shipyards, Inverness*
*swarms of shuttles and salvagers complete the refit in the background*

Right,
Thanks fer th' larf, there fella!
After all this genocide, Oi truly needed a good chuckle, Oi did.

I will shoot you all on sight for being the biggest cowards in the galaxy.

Oh, this Valeri's a funny chap, inn'e lads?
Har! 'On sight' eh says. Har!
Not likely, unless he's got four or five mates on 'is wing.

This coward's nae th' stones to tussle wifout 'is pals.
*crosses his arms, smirks*

I've it on good accord from some'o them Manhattan whoors tha' e's got a Stunpulse in 'is codpiece, where he claims an Iron Hammer!
*raucus laughter from the crew*

Y'know what kind o' fear this stunted rugspit inspires in me, lads?
Not a sparklin' bit. Not a wink.

*glares hard into the screen*
Ye go 'heed n' bring it laddie.
An' since we bof know ye willnae do it alone, ya yellow inbred Xeno reject, I'll be lookin' for a pack o' yer thugs, Oi will.
An' Oi'll be good n' ready for it.

*brushes dust off his shoulder*
Now, as this matter regards th' lowest, dumbest scum o' Liberty not one bit, I'll ask ye ter pess off an' leve this channel to them whats involved, aye?
Aye an' Oi left me cufflinks on yer mum's bedstand, mind grabbin' em for me when next we meet lad?
*more laughter from the crew as signal cuts*
*screen snow*

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