Direct Message to Fuyu

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We from BigMAX™, the leading force when it comes to male enhancement, are pleased with your choice of signing a long-term contract with our humble company.

[color=#99EE00]From now on we will be delivering shipments of 50 packages of BigMAX ProSolution™, each containing 10 film-coated tablets of our famous BigMAX ProSolution™ with the SuperHard™ dosage of 500 milligrams of Bonersterone™ per tablet, to your quarters aboard Daisin station in the Seto system every Friday, starting this week.

We at BigMAX™ are very happy to see you as a long-term customer and would like to express our gratitude for your excellent choice by sending you two exclusive VIP tickets for the premiere of a most fabulous holo-movie starring none other than Gino Barzini!

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Konbanwa, Chusa Yamakazi.
I believe we have a deal as soon as we discussed the "intelligence gathering" aspect in detail.
Privately, eye-to-eye. As you suggested.

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On February the 18th in no other place but the Grande Cinema itself in New Tokyo city, Gino's latest movie, - "The life and times of Logan Willows" - with Gino himself in the lead role, will be revealed for the first time to an audience coming from all over Sirius!

This work of art has been marked as a milestone in the Adult Entertainment industry, featuring first-class actors in all roles, - like the famous Sina Bambina in the role of Christina Robinson - and the first reviews from critics were overwhelming!

"I'm so impressed by this. And I'm so glad Mister Barzini is playing my son. This is truly a masterpiece!" - Sarah Willows.

"Oh my god what is this I don't even-" - Fleet Admiral David Hale before he broke down into tears of joy.

We from BigMAX™ are looking forward to seeing you at the premiere, and I myself would be honored to shake your hand Mister Yamakazi. (Just don't forget to wash it first.)

Ultra-long and mega-hard regards,
Lance Hardwood, Sales Manager

- BigMAX™ takes no responsibility for changes in your sexual orientation after experiencing the outstanding performances of Gino Barzini on holo-tainment media.
- BigMAX™ suggests that complaints regarding the above should be sent to the PR department of Barzini Inc. in the shape of long and hard, possibly sexy, pictorial messages.
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