SCRA Recruitment Centre

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The Commissar couldn't help but smirk when he entered the recruitment lobby once again. "same old crap, just a different day" the commissar muttered to himself as he checked around for the next prey that would be unfortunate enough to be "interviewed" by Commissar Vorshevsky.

It only took seconds for the commissar to choose his prey, for he found one, a red-haired bretonian. He pointed out to the recruit, "You, over to my office, now" the commissar commanded as the man started to get up. On the way to the interview room the commissar and the applicant passed a mess hall, a engineering room, and finally the airlocks. But all of a sudden, everything became faint for the man. In a suprising and swift move, the commissar hit the applicant upside the head with a bat and threw the red-haired man into one of the airlocks. The hiss of the doors closing sealed the man's fate, as he was caught off guard and totally surprised. The compact room started to glow red as the airlock activated. Through the small door the commissar stared at the applicant, expressing no emotion whatsoever. Suddenly, his voice blared through the intercom.

"Now here is what is going to happen," the commissar informed, "I will ask you three questions; three questions for three phases of the airlock release. I do not think I have to tell you what will happen when the final phase of the airlock is completed."

The Commissar continued, with a devilish smile,

"If you give me an answer I do not like, I will push a button. Three strikes and you are out."

Vorshevsky pointed at the controls.

"First off, why are you here?"

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Recipient of the Hispania Memorium, Golden Fourragere, Halo of Valor, Order of the Red Star, and the Hero of the Revolution