To: Everyone

[The Joker]

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]

[font=Trebuchet Ms]I...

I don't want to be any hard feelings between us, you silly entrepreneurs. You gotta understand that this is honestly nothing personal. So many of you think that this is all about you and only you. Oh, oh. How rude of me to hurt your girlie feelings.

You haul cargo or mine ore? You'll get stopped by us Jokerz sooner or later. You'll pay one way or another. Like many did in just a few previous hours. When that happens, maybe you'll find out how futile your attempt to gather wealth really is.

So...

So much cargo got blown already, so much money got wasted. More than any of you trade or pirate in years. In just a few hours. Does it... depress you? Does it depress you to know how small, [color=#9999FF]how small-time, the majority of you really are?

And lets not forget how many threats got spoken already. And each time that happens, and each time I see armada chasing me. And each time!!! Each freaking time I see my ship caught on fire, or when I see one of my thugs going down in a deranged laughter...

It...

It puts a smile on my face. A-HAHA-HAHA-HAHA.

HA-HA-HA!

It can only get better. That's the best part! Don't you get the big picture!?

HAHAHA-HAHA-HAHA-HAAA!!!

[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION DISAPPEARS]
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