*A young boy, barely 5 feet tall and obviously a fresh applicant, stumbles into the hallway outside the attending commissar's office before looking around. He then picks a door at random takes a good look at the contents of the room before slamming the door shut obviously disappointed. After trying two more doors (the library and the ladies rest room whereupon he slammed the door and turned bright scarlet) he opened the broom cupboard unleashing an avalanche of improperly stored utilities and then proceeded to trip over every one in turn. After tripping over the final broom, he noticed the large red sign that read 'Recruitment Office' before waltzing in with toilet paper on his shoe. Without waiting to be addressed he began his story*
''Hello my name is Ian Swatch and I've decided to try and join SCRA. My motivation stems from my studies into general philosophies and ideologies that are present in Sirius today and after much research I have decided that socialism truly is out beast chance at utopia in modern conditions. As such I have devoted myself whole heartedly to the ideals of equality and justice within Sirius. I live on New Berlin a, world where workers were exploited and the Autocracy became lazy and dependent. What I heard earlier coming out of the vents was pretty much my sentiments.'
*He begins to fill a coffee cup from a nearby jug*
'Just like the cup filling those around it so too must world unite to fight off the treat of Capitalism.'
*He continues pouring until the cup overflows burning his fingers and causing him to jump. The momentum the cup maintained as it left his hands caused the entire scalding contents to spill onto the groin of one of the other applicants. Unfazed by this he continues.*
'So without wasting any more of your time I wish to offer myself to taking the first step in this glorious revolution.'
