Bretonian Armed Forces Recruitment Centre (iRP)

[Dieter Schprokets]

Gentlemen

Mr Dashwood, the other Mr Dashwood, and Mr Maurice1189, is it?

Mr Maurice1189, you WILL have to supply your real name.

You are all accepted to the Armed Forces, but we are concerned about your potential future performance.

Mr Maurice1189, your inexperience concerns me.

And you Dashwood brothers appear to have a criminal record.

I am accepting you myself personally for an important reason. You may have heard I have had Ensigns tazer-flogged who have lacked the capacity for sound judgement.

So it will be with you if you fail me.

You will not fly in space without the assistance and advice of a Lieutenant or greater rank, until your probationary period is over.

You will receive more information shortly.


Trusting the above is sufficiently clear,

Fleet Admiral James Ralston.

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