Name: Sebastien DeLong Alias: 'Jean Pierre LeBlanc' Gender: Male Age: 24 standard years
Division Assignment: Mining
Background:
When I waz leetle, I went to ze school zat haz all ze bullies. Zey take ze 'ardest rocks zey can find and 'it me ovare ze 'ead wid zem. Zey no look fo' ze smooth rocks, no. Zey grab ze rocks wid ze sharp edges to zem. Me 'ead always 'urt like, 'ow you say? sheet. I start very much to 'ate ze rocks.
When I waz older, I got job wid a quarry company pulling ze rocks out of ze ground. One day, when I waz working, zis big rock fall down ze 'ill and land on me leg. Lots of me workmates, zey laugh at me. When I got free from ze rock, me workmates start calling me One Wheel or Busted Tire cuz me leg no work like before. I really 'ate ze rocks after zat.
Finally, me friend call me an say, 'Why you keep taking ze crap from ze rocks? Why you no start giving some of ze crap back to zem? You show zem rocks who ees boss.'
I zink zat be good idea. So, I apply to ze GMS for a job mining ze rocks. I laugh all ze time now as I shoot ze rocks wid me lazers. Take zat you stoopid rocks. I spit at you. Patooie. Best part of zis job, ees I get paid to be mean to ze rocks. Ees like a dream come true.
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