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[BaconSoda]

[2/21/2011 11:17:33 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Alright, so, folks, I want your opinion about this concept I have
[2/21/2011 11:17:44 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Since I don't want Pitchfork to return, I've been brainstorming ideas for a new Phantom character
[2/21/2011 11:18:37 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: So, this one is named Julian. He was a librarian on Planet Houston. Very orderly person. Very organized. Very quiet. Naturally, as a Librarian he read a lot, read the news about us, understands the conspiracy theories, understands the logic.
[2/21/2011 11:19:38 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: After a while, he understood from being a Librarian the difficulties in maintaining order, as everyone always messes up his books and whatnot, and saw the selfishness in humanity through his books.
[2/21/2011 11:19:57 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: So then he decided; he would disorder his books purposely to spell out a message asking for our help.
[2/21/2011 11:20:01 PM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Good idea?
[2/21/2011 11:59:51 PM] Dusty Lens: Where did a Librarian learn to fly a space fighter
[12:00:09 AM] shazbot111: He read about it
[12:00:10 AM] shazbot111: Obviously
[12:00:49 AM] shazbot111: I read a book on biology and chemistry, and now I'm working in a hospital
[12:01:07 AM] Dusty Lens: I read a book on flying now I can fly
[12:01:12 AM | Edited 12:01:20 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: In all honesty, though, the Phantoms have the whole enlightenment process. That is likely where they teach people to be Phantoms and fly.
[12:01:31 AM] Dusty Lens: I read a book on ****ing your mom and now I'm ****ing your mom
[12:01:32 AM] shazbot111: [12:01 AM] Dusty Lens:

<<< I read a book on flying now I can fly
That's the spirit!
[12:02:29 AM] Dusty Lens: Well
[12:02:46 AM] Dusty Lens: Until he's strong enough to be an ace pilot?
[12:02:49 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Right through the heart (and also my story)
[12:02:50 AM] Dusty Lens: I mean, I watched top gun
[12:02:57 AM] Dusty Lens: and everyone in top gun had bigs arms and abs
[12:03:00 AM] Dusty Lens: Maybe he can do pushups
[12:03:04 AM] Dusty Lens: SO maybe if he has big arms and abs he can fly too
[12:03:13 AM] Dusty Lens: Also can play beach volleyball
[12:03:26 AM] shazbot111: Dusty, you're not helping.
[12:03:42 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Well, with all the crazies we have flying ships, I don't find it out of the realm of possibilities that a librarian can learn to fly.
[12:03:43 AM] Dusty Lens: Shaz
[12:03:45 AM] Dusty Lens: You have to be iceman
[12:03:50 AM | Edited by shazbot111, 12:04:54 AM] Dusty Lens: Tell Bacon he's dangerous
[12:04:06 AM | Edited 12:04:59 AM] shazbot111: Chris, you're dangerous
[12:04:19 AM] Dusty Lens: Look, it's simple.
[12:04:22 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Man, I hate Top Gun. It's about a douchebag who gets everything he wants.
[12:04:27 AM] Dusty Lens: His bird is a two seater
[12:04:43 AM] Dusty Lens: Some douchebag is flying it
[12:04:51 AM] Dusty Lens: Until he gets the hang of it
[12:05:25 AM] shazbot111: Your character also sounds like someone who'd get the hang of things pretty fast
[12:05:45 AM] Dusty Lens: In all seriousness
[12:05:46 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: See Dusty? Shaz understands me.
[12:05:47 AM] shazbot111: You could also say he's fond of playing space-based neural net games that are focused on RP and story development
[12:05:51 AM] shazbot111: Call it Spacelancer
[12:05:52 AM] Dusty Lens: Just have a period of time where he learns to fly
[12:05:56 AM] Dusty Lens: Setup a little story
[12:06:00 AM] Dusty Lens: Series of amusing journals
[12:06:08 AM] Dusty Lens: Now is your chance to examine the phantom flight program
[12:06:09 AM] Dusty Lens: Or
[12:06:17 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): you can take the easy way out
[12:06:17 AM] Dusty Lens: the phantom phlight program (ppp)
[12:06:17 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): ((y))
[12:06:31 AM] shazbot111: Enrollment starts next week
[12:06:39 AM] shazbot111: Better send us your transcript ASAP
[12:06:39 AM] Dusty Lens: Or you can be like Rob and just not bother explaining it
[12:06:44 AM] Dusty Lens: But you have to be a leader to do that
[12:07:08 AM] shazbot111: Yeah. My character learned to fly and play beach volleyball because of his big arms and abs.
[12:07:26 AM] Dusty Lens: ((flex))
[12:07:34 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): my character ex military librarian
[12:07:47 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): HE IS CONAN THE LIBRARIAN MERCENARY DEATH MACHINE RAMBO ICEMAN
[12:07:56 AM] shazbot111: With nuclear missile bomb?
[12:07:59 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): ye
[12:08:02 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): its np
[12:08:02 AM] shazbot111: **** yeah
[12:08:04 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: See, Dusty, Rob understands me.
[12:08:27 AM] Dusty Lens: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0NJnIfBQdvA/Swln...l-scene-med.jpg

He wants -YOU- to join the phantoms
[12:08:34 AM] Dusty Lens: Because you're dangerous
[12:08:45 AM] shazbot111: That hair is freaking INNNNNNTEEEEEEENNNNNNNSE




[12:08:53 AM] Dusty Lens: Oh!!!
[12:08:57 AM] Dusty Lens: Oh oh oh oh oh
[12:09:03 AM] Dusty Lens: You were the librarian on haven station in Conn
[12:09:10 AM] Dusty Lens: You have any idea how hard it would be to get to work every day?
[12:09:14 AM] Rob (Mr. Virus): ((rofl))
[12:09:25 AM] shazbot111: ((sweat))
[12:09:26 AM] shazbot111: Wait, I mean
[12:09:30 AM] shazbot111: ((rofl))

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.