SCRA Communications Centre

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To: [color=#FFFFFF]The Volkhan
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: By your command

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All Hail the Volkhan, Ikon of Ikons...

as tributary, the Public Relations Department has brought you the head of Maggie Jones... a rather despicable counter revolutionary who brought me cold coffee this morning. She was head of the graphics department, and apparently couldn't spell the word Icon... Sensational Spelling isn't an excuse in my book.

Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations

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