Foster Base

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Lawrence's Personal Log - 006:AABGHRUX

Today was a rather eventful day. Someone removed the bolts sealing the malfunctioning pressurized cabin door, so when frosty the parrot flew by, perched on the glass port and pecked at the glass, it shattered. All we heard was a squak, and upon looking out, we saw a parrot, beak wide open, frozen solid, eyes blood-shot and the expression of a convicted date rapist floating in the void. Thankfully the glass got blocked by Pretzel's bed, though the less than impressive stool sample splattered across the walls will be a bastard to clean.

Adam convinced me to cooking a curry tonight. Let's hope i dont have to use black chillies again, they dont seem to be rather chewy and have a somewhat metallic taste to them.

PS: Someone threw a firecracker at Timmy the nimble muppet's shower while what seemed was someone inside. Lets just say, we dont need to go to an opera house to have our eardrums popped.

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