Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

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To: Fleet Admiral Ralston.
From: BAF Civilian Representative
Re: Conduct unbecoming of an Officer.

Sir, I had just finished going through the latest reports when this was brought to light - a rather serious issue I must declare, but fortunately I can save you some bother and say quite confidently that the pilot in question is Ensign Michael Harding - a well known misanthrope and all round bad-egg. He was identified by the timing logs of his Templar in and out of Manchester and the further confirmed by the description provided. Here is the message we received.

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Signal Location: Cortez - Curacao - The Bouncing Bunny Night Club

To: B.A.F Civilian Representative
Re: Drunk and Disorderly Pilot

Sir/Madam, it is with no pleasure I contact you now, on the 29th of February, we had a particularly troublesome guest, a guest who happened to be a pilot of the Armed Forces. After imbibing a vast amount of synth-ol and assorted beverages, he became increasingly obnoxious and foul mouthed towards other patrons - of a certain.....heritage - before proceeding to rampage through the club causing a sizable amount of destruction and inciting further anger towards some of our guests. Finally, he and a growing number of fellow revelers assaulted the 'main stage' area of the club and produced a performance involving what we believe to be a inflatable banana, a trifle, a flag of the Kusari Empire, 5 pole dancers, one very traumatized hunting dog and an Armed Forces promotion certificate that quite simply cannot be described adequately using words alone.

This is the description of the pilot: Mid twenties age, blonde, 6 ft tall, medium build, aristocratic mannerisms noted - especially referring to others as 'peasants' and 'commoners' and the correct use of obscure cutlery.

Now, the pilot in question left shortly after his drunken rampage was finished, throwing a sizable wad of credits over the stunned bar man, more than covering the cost of the damages. For this reason we will not be pursuing the matter in the civil court, but would like to see to it that said pilot, once identified, is no longer sent to Curacao...at least until we've redecorated.

Regards, the Bouncing Bunny Night Club Managment.

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Now, I do not mean to add to your problems Sir, but this is not the first time this individual has crossed this desk, he is well known for his rudeness and generally disruptive attitude. I trust you will take the necessary actions to curb his way-ward nature, and before he causes a more serious problem.

By the way, the 'Establishment' (hardly the place for a member of the Armed Forces in the first place!) did try to send through footage of the 'performance' - but our networks decency filter refused to allow the file to be transmitted. Thankfully.

Regards, Maureen Dottard, Civilian Representative.


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