Bomber Rocket Gun

[Reid]

New type X33-5 Bomber Rocket Gun;

-Instructions:
1) Remove Rocket Gun from packaging. Ceremonially pop all the bubble wrap.
2) Mount Rocket Gun on your bomber of choice, perferrable a dual nova Bargheist.
3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 until gun slots are filled with Rocket Gun.
4) Fly to Manhatten.
5) Locate the nearest Liberty Dreadnaught.
6) Apply Rocket Gun directly to the hull.
7) Upon realizing your ammo is almost out, do one final strafing run.
8) Release full payload onto the Dreadnaught's Death-Star-esque weak point.
9) Your ship should explode. If it does not explode, repeatedly ram your ship into the Dreadnaught until you acheive the desired effect.Eject immidiatly following this step.
10) Your escape pod's fail-safe system should guide you back to your last used base of operations.
11) Wrinse, Repeat.

Thank you for choosing X33-5 Bomber Rocket Gun Inc.*

*X33-5 Bomber Rocket Gun Inc. is not liable for any injuries, fatalities, or beastiality that may result from the use of this product. The X33-5 Bomber Rocket Gun should not be applied to the face or genitals. If there are no Liberty Dreadnaughts within your zone of influence, you must be gallic, and therefor should simply shove the X33-5 Bomber Rocket Gun up your own ass and pull the trigger. Have a nice f****** day.

You just won....

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