Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Yaoquizque]

Oh look! An enlightened one!
Wonderful!

Just for you mister coldblood :

Question #ONE : "why does Pickering's Moon go about in reverse orbit? Gentlemen, there are nipples on your chests; do you give milk? And what, pray tell, Gentlemen, is to be done about Heisenberg's Law?"
Who said that? I dare you to find whom!

Question #TWO : Who is called (Epic quotation of ignominous truth) "The Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold"
You better find it, son.

Queston #THREE : What are the 'Book of Uterus' revelations? (Careful, that's a tricky question)

Question #FOUR : What can you tell us about the 'SINK' Game? Be creative, for Eris sake!

Question #FIVE (Ah! You thought it was over yet?) : [Okay an easy one...] Who the Thud is St. Gullik?

Such questions shouldn't be that hard for a veteran like you?

[[[[[IF YE ARE A POPE YOU CANNOT READ WHAT FOLLOWS; signed Pope 'Brother Reverend Magoun']]]]]]
How about some hints? Eris Five Fingered Hands of Eris

You have Twenty Three days to answer....
... Or else...
Exactly.

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