The Clown has some more vacation pictures. Was sitting under the sun in Dublin, being cool as usual (despite sitting under the sun) when one of the Clown's informants said a molly was shaking down a BMM miner.
So the Clown rushed to the scene and jumped in a savage battle. It was fleet vs fleet. Battleships all over. Massive exlosions. I think even planet Leeds blew up. Goats were dancing the twist. Cruisers burst into flames, gunboats shooting everyone (including their mommas) and just general anarchy.
Ok, maybe it was just 1 miner being shot at by a Molly. But that's cool too, right? The miner wanted my help, he got it.
Molly went boom
BUT THEN! Ohhh MY GODDDZZZZZZ!
There was like this AI cruiser. and he said he was the [OG] 's buddy. his personal microwave with afterburners. get it? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*does backflip*
anyway, the vacuumcleaner on steroids said he was a Molly ally and shot at His Clowness.
and His Clowness was like 'yeah right, you suck'
Tore his shield down but my ship lacked the firepower to take the cruiiser alone.
So the cruiser went: 'u suck, I is bettaah than you!'
Then another hunter and a Mandalore showed up. we were all like 'eat our triple triad attack of love!'
Cruiser did. he got junked. Like... totally. He's a pirate it seems so The Clown will claim him here yeah?
the Blue Sushi patrol passed by. Me and some local lawfuls were going 'that's cool yeah? let's talk to em'
and the squids went '***bllaarghh*** and attacked a Bret gunboat which I mistook for a cruiser. (why are those things so big? do they soley have obese captains at the helm?)
anyway, more shooting, screaming and general awesomeness from both sides. The squids were all like 'kamikaze!' and we were all like 'thats braver than being a hetrosexual woman in Ainu'
Explosions followed.
Send The Clown a BILLION credits for his work. I'll share it with the others.
*does backflip*
Now to contact your head honchos about that cruiser.