' Wrote:Go back to the birth of Zelot and be the first person to hold him. Take pic.
Come to present and make fun of him.
Yeeeeeeeee
and blame himmmmmmmmmmmmmm
' Wrote:That or go back to the 70's and invest a ton of cash in a pair of companies called Apple and Microsoft.
Or go back to England in the 1600/1700's (so i could speak and be understood) and advance science and technology and society by generations, and be forever reknowned by all of mankind as "smartest person evar".
EAT THAT NEWTON AND EINSTEIN AND BOHR.
read much shakespear? jacobean english was VERY different to what it is today
' Wrote:Milliways.
(nod)
' Wrote:I'd go back to the year 1934 and kill Hitler in Germany
Yeah world would be different without him
No Offense
whilst i appreciate your sentiment 'no offense' - im not exactly sure who would be offended at your removal of a mass murdering dictator?? - things like that have a paradox - your grandmother meets a different man, you are not born, therefore you cant go back in time and change history, and so history is not changed, and you actually didnt do anything.
and baby murder? harsh. why not teach him to paint properly, and tell him to take the syphilis medication that drove his paranoia?
i'd go back to the viking era, where the cross bow hadnt been invented, nor the long bow, and i'd 'invent' them. I'd also 'discover' moveable type, and printing, and 'discover' america and australia, which i'd name after myself. i'd 'invent' hydroelectric power and the acid-cell battery, removing the need to burn oil at all, and i'd invent the 'sammich', so it was named after me, and not an inveterate gambler who refused to leave the gaming tables for a meal.
to pay for it all, i'd take a list of all the solar and lunar eclipses, and travel around the globe, betting huge sums of money that i couldnt make the sun/moon go out,and then travel around collecting the cash.
