In light of recent events it has come to my attention that you all seem to be quite enjoying serving for the Volkhan out in space.
Now this has its good and bad sides, kids. I think each and every single one of you has experienced that it's...
TOTALLY UNCOOL!
To have your ship explode from right under your behind.
So, because it's totally uncool and bad and the like, you guys will have to do a little homework and learn some basics on weapon safety and orders.
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1): When I'm firing at Capital Ships, I will not, under any circumstances, "spam" Nuclear Mines, Missiles, or any kinds of Fighter-Torpedos at them when my friends in their fighters are engaging the Capital Ships as well.
1a): Unless if I'm a SCUD, but SCUDs are super-mega-uncool and we aren't SCUDs.
2): When I'm in the middle of a fight and my superior officer - the grumpy guy who keeps shouting orders at me - tells me to stay on my target and stick to my job, then I will not question it and keep calling Cinderella a girl or sling insults at my enemies - those are the grumpy guys who keep shouting AND shooting at me - but instead I will do as told, or else Mendel Junior's dad will take away all my cookies and gummy-bears.
3): When I'm told to dodge like mad, or run like hell, then I will do it as hard as I would if General Eichel was after me, wanting to spank me with a sledgehammer.
4): If my name is Cinderella, I will not ask Lieutenant Zdroga to spank me. That's just bad. And weird. And all kinds of wrong.
Now kids, I know you're all already not liking the thought of homework, but, if you all learn those basic guidelines, I promise that we will have a huge party on Gorodok's main hangar deck. We might even get a Pinata-lookalike of Mendel Junior's dad. Or of General Eichel. And you'll get to make it pop and keep all the candy inside.
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