To: All Sirians

[unlucky]

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com ID: Kiera 'Kid' Cain

I know where this one is going. I mean just by looking at the visuals of that advertisement it becomes pretty clear how they are trying to pick interest, with success of course I assume. Not to mention it exclusively aims at the horny female consumers or men who like thinking of that tongue while licking their ice cream. Of course the producers and distributors still can safely claim that it looks like that way only for the dirty-minded. That be said, what if I happen to be actually dirty-minded? Isn't that a harsh sort of discrimination toward the dirty-minded minority by the not-so-dirty-minded majority? Or are the dirty-minded the majority, but if so why do they say one needs a dirty mind to think about such things? I mean, if dirty-minded are the majority, then why in the blazes they need to conceal their perverted self instead of further advertising their majority agenda? Is it because there are children in Sirius? But then those children gonna grow up once and whatever older people will tell them, unless they are really hardcores, kids will just be as dirty-minded as they want to be, or don't want to be. It really makes no sense in anyway, just think about it: if you are dirty-minded, it is considered to be sin by the boring religions, while I saying religions are boring is clearly a discrimination of religious people, as I don't conceal the fact that I think that they are stupid for being religious. This way all of us are intolerant and like discriminating whoever we think we should discriminate, and thus ultimately everyone is guilty of discrimination because if your ideology is based on living free of discrimination, it clearly discriminated those who think otherwise by indirectly suggesting they are stupid because of their differing ideologies. But in this case, does the discrimination of producers and distributors worth the effort? So ultimately I can say it free of worries that I in fact like the idea of both ice creams and long tongues, because to be honest ice creams are full of win, and creeping people out with such a long tongue would be just frickin' awesome

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Objection, pal!