Corsair Court

[KPT-Leviathan]

Channel open...
ID: Tuco Pacifico the Fearless

So hermanos I've just finished resting after my night of celebration and my good hermano and friend Carlos, with whom we've burned thousands of useless pig farmers from all over, tells me that my efforts are not being appreciated!

Well, do you know what my name is? It's Tuco Pacifico the Fearless! Which means I am not scared, not of desk jockeys, definitely not. I've been there when those Order pig farmers decided that they feel stronger than us and tried attacking us in our own space which is Omicron Theta. We killed those pigs so well that even today they are afraid to speak to us nevermind be in our space. I've been to Bretonia too but me and my amigos all agree that's not a huge accomplishment.

But amigo the best war that I've been in is burning those Outcast boats one and all! Sometimes they even get drugged enough to come here, to Gamma, and think they can take us on. Si, this is when I undock my famous ship the El Pacifico and show these pig farmers who is the better shot!

So if you going to try to put a noose around my neck, you better make sure that rope is nice and tight amigo. I am a Corsair and if you want a blood feud with Tuco Pacifico over who's cojones are bigger, then I can assure you just now that Tuco's cojones are always bigger si?

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So speak I, Tuco Arturo Brero Hernandez Pacifico the Fearless