Did some brainstorming with my friend up in Minnesota and came up with a few items. Trying like mad to think up some original illegal commodity, at around 1am we came up with the last one because we were tired, and at the time it was funny. Ok, its still funny. I'll look back at this thread a week from now and someone will say, 'Are you serious?!' No, but there it is anyway.
Sometimes, when all you want is to gain your freedom, you must be willing to risk it all.