Renegade Reports

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* incoming transmission*

* camera transmits odd images of arms, handling the message transmitter. Because of the ill-placed point of view, nothing can be seen except the muscular, hairy forearms, hands with bodybuilder's veins and long nails, painted bright red *


Howdy, fellas. Pubbie here.

I have been silent for some time. I was captured by the secret sect of Absolute Destroyers of Mature and Intolerably Naughty Sociability. There is no place in Sirius where you can hide from them. They seek all who are too unholy to walk the universe, and cut them down. They got me, and I have been shaved and castrated, which shut my mouth for a while.

Because of this incident, my ship can not be named Pubic.Hair.of.Beauty. Please, hold a minute of silence for this name, which must not be used further.

But I managed to save my hide and the rest of my bodily hair, so you can see me flying new Hirsute.Love! And thanks to the hormone bisquits I eat, I am already growing a new pair of, umm, whatever they cut off, so everything is fine!

My good mood is obvious when dealing with traders. Always courteous, bringing love and happiness into their dull worlds of hauling and selling. Sadly, people of limited intellectual horizons can't properly appreciate such encounters. Like this one:

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Of course, when I am confronted with hostility, I am not so nice. I slay everyone who tries to mess with me, and then I pee at the burning remains. Like these Rheinlanders. Arrogance and power meets more arrogance and more power, and this cleansing makes the world better.

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I won, so I temporarily deserve the right to boast and pompously walk around. Bear witness, because this is how I roll.

With love, hugs and kisses

Pubbie

*Heavily scarred hands make a shadow-play bunny visible on the dimly-lit wall*

*transmission ends*

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In Freelancer Discovery, you can be anyone you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be douchebags.