The *Insert number here* Golden Rules of Disco

[Craig Ferguson]

#39. Never agree with something Kaiwren says. If you do, you're in his faction, which means you're a communist, which means you're a disillusioned teenager, which means you're not old enough to be on the internet, which means you're probably from the US, and when you add all of these factors together, you realize you're probably an alt of Kaiwren and you didn't even know it.

#39a. Kaiwren doesn't have any alts. Don't bother looking for any, because there are none. Seriously, guys.

#39 If you do, blame zelot

# 42a: PvP victory --> Kudos thread | PvP loss --> balance/restriction/pvp whore thread
# 42b: PvP victory --> You ganked. | PvP loss --> They must've been ganking.

#42. is the answer :-D

#77 NEVER call a character ANY varation of Shepard. Ever.

#77 Hard Gay is the King O' Disco

# 333: People will read whatever it is they want to read.

#333: Making money from money making activities (including but not limited to trading, mining, grinding missions, rangers, powertrading, powermining and powergrinding missions and powerrangers) is a crime against nature as it enables the purchase of capital vessels.

#333b: Trading is fun. Any contradictions of this basic rule are heresy. The belief that people alt-tab during trading is swamp gas.

#522 - Renegade Navy factions don't work unless your Hellfire Legion

#522: The first rule of Hampton Roads is you don't talk about Hampton Roads.

#666 : Sex Robot.

#666: In Soviet Discovery, Faction Right Two screws over YOU!

#999 : Robot Sex.

#999 Having a high post count and early join date allows you to be an ******* to everyone else, because you're considered an important and influencial member of the community.

# 1337 Spleen.

#1337 All true capwhores have a secret handshake

#1337 - All AI's are evil and should be terminated.

#1337: its np

#1338 An Orchid can never look anything less then sexy, no matter how hard you try

#1338 Tactical Advantage is super fun and we all know everyone does it so dont act like you dont or you will recieve a hard spanking.

[font=Fixedsys]FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT

---