Unfortunately for me (but fortunately for all da other competitors, hahaha) my smuggling days are far behind me...
[size=medium]BUT (dis is a big but here, brudda)
My entertainment skills are still as top-tier as they ever were....
What I'm proposing is dis:
You need catering, to a degree, 'fore the festivities start; And if there's' one thing the "Belching Betty" is known for, it's her hospitality.
What I'm sayin' is dis, cuzz; I'm willing to fill up da 'Belching Betty' with luxury food and/or wine for your little party, all 'n exchange for the honor of letting me stay; Of course, my load-out is completely up to you; I'm more than happy to accommodate any "special requests" the Elders might have in exchange for letting me attend a "real deal" Corsair party. I've flown through your space a few times, delivered Pharms on more than one occasion, and I know how accommodating you guys can be those that "donate to the cause", so to speak.
And, to sweeten the pot even further, I'm willing to bring "Big Ben" Nawahine with me; Houston's most acclaimed musician and master of the Ukelele!
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