SKULLS - Seeking contracts

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SKULLS

Seeking: Slaving contracts. Preferably Pirates.

M'Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present to you the celebrated Mr Greef, of the notorious vessel Brigands.Bane

Mr Greef is a man of Enterprise and Celebrity who wishes to express his magnanimous desire to aid you, the good people of Sirius in your quest for righteousness and justice in the fact of villainy and piratical grievances.

Ain't that right Mr Greef?

Mr Greef: [color=#FF0000]*Nods.


Mr Greef puts pirates in cages for a living and relishes the prospect of coming to the aid of the good citizens of Sirius. Such as your good selves.

Seek and Ye shall find - And Ye shall find Mr Greef most accommodating.

Got an itch to scratch? Got a flea to squish?
Some vermin been chewing your carpets?
Some little bugger been buggering the wrong way round?

Proverbially speaking of course.

Post your Slaving requests on this 'ere bounty board.
All those that have done you wrong and that you want to see in a cage.

Give us your targets for wrathful vengeance and we shall smite them with a hammer wrought with finest slavers steel.

Lawful, unlawful, Pirate or infant in a pram. We got space for them in the finest pits of shackles and misery.


Stick 'em up here, any that have so mightily offended you - and we shall do our best to oblige!

Going rate is 5 million per fulfilled contract, and when we're finished we'll post 'em up on our wall of shame.

Here's the kicker: It will cost them 20 million to remove themselves from our cages!

Pirating the pirates you might say.


Ah but freedom costs my good sirs and madams. It costs a bountiful plenty to be rid yourself from one of Mr. Greefs cages.


And to the lawfuls that may look upon this particular negotiation. Our little venture here.

'Tis merely business my good fellows. So stay out of the way while we conduct it lest you find yourselves in a cage as well.

Haha! I jest good Captains! All in good japes. For you'll not catch us doing anything illegal after all!
Nearly not never.

We be but law abiding men - get my drift?

Ain't that right Mr Greef? Ain't that so rightly right?

Mr Greef: [color=#CC0000]*Nods.




Go on folks. Don't be shy.
Give us a name.

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